tomllewis

If you’re not a fan, don’t bother:

(Profanity warnings)

H/T Melissa Clothier:

As long as I was viewing old Curb Your Enthusiasm’s, here’s a few more.

Top 10 Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments (Season 5)

Top 10 Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments (Season 4)

Top 10 Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments (Season 3)

Curb Your Enthusiasm Bloopers:

Vivaca Fox interview:

Here’s the scene Vivaca Fox just spoke about:

One of the best.

Better to laugh than cry.

Via The Classic Liberal and, Hot Air.

Lampoons Obama-Pelosi Socialist Agenda. A lot of good points here.

I Want Your Money trailer…Set against the backdrop of today’s headline – 67% of Americans don’t approve of Obama’s economic policies, the film takes a provocative look at our deeply depressed economy using the words and actions of Presidents Reagan and Obama and shows the marked contrast between Reaganomics and Obamanomics. The film contrasts two views of the role that the federal government should play in our daily lives using the words and actions of Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama. Two versions of the American dream now stand in sharp contrast. One views the money you earned as yours and best allocated by you; the other believes that the elite in Washington know how to best allocate your wealth. One champions the traditional American dream, which has played out millions of times through generations of Americans, of improving one’s lot in life and even daring to dream and build big. The other holds that there is no end to the “good” the government can do by taking and spending other peoples’ money in an ever-burgeoning list of programs. The documentary film I Want Your Money exposes the high cost in lost freedom and in lost opportunity to support a Leviathan-like bureaucratic state.

via Gateway Pundit.

AFI’s 100 Years, 100 Movie Quotes (Musical Montage)

I don’t really know how accurate this is, but it all seems pretty believable.

CROSSING BORDERS!

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican border illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

BUT if you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 – A job
2 – A driver’s license
3 – A Social Security card
4 – Welfare
5 – Food stamps
6 – Credit cards
7 – Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 – Free education
9 – Free health care
10 – A lobbyist in Washington
11 – Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 – Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die
for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%—-ution
13 – And the right to carry the flag of your country – the one you walked
out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don’t get
enough respect.

This goes as far back as the 1950′s (Lone Ranger, I Love Lucy, Leave it to Beaver, Perry Mason, etc..) to many TV shows.

TV is by far the most fascinating invention in the history of planet Earth. It allows people to sit on pieces of furniture for hours at a time and watch other people pretending to be other people. It is widely-considered the main source of entertainment for the human race and a useful parenting tool as well. In the early days of television, the intro was considered a key component to the essence of a television show and many of them we’re better than the shows themselves. These days every show starts with somebody saying “previously” followed by a series of scenes from previous epsiodes of that show. Personally, I liked it better the old-fashioned way.

See them all here.

One of the sad things about your children growing up is you have no excuse for watching this.

via The 10 Funniest Moments In Muppet Show History

or Victor Borge:

or: I Don’t Got Rhythm

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”

via Right Wing News

joshrobertthompson

via NewsReal Blog.

warning: strong language.

via Instapundit.

via News Real Blog.

and The Black Knight” It’s just a flesh wound.

We don’t teach American History any more.

Frozen Grand Central:

Sound of Music at the Central Station Antwerp in Belgium:

The Liverpool Street Station T-Mobile Dance

The above three are my favorites from the 15 shown via Mashable.

And, a short bonus from Improve Everywhere: I Love Lunch:

It’s great to finally see someone, as liberal as Jon Stewart, be fair in defending Republicans in the Alvin Greene South Carolina Senatorial race.

Alvin Greene Wins South Carolina Primary

via Hot Air.